>Be me >Bitransmultipanreverseupsidedownsexual >pronouns: they/who/when >Conversational tense: Past active >Identify as otherkin female/male hybrid furry reverse-ablist nonconforming polybeing
>Sitting in class, teacher calls off role call >Gets to my name >Makes sure to read my name and subnames correctly before speaking, as imposed by law in 2015 "Has Anon been here?" I answer "Yes, they have"
>The teacher smiles, unaware that this triggers the otherkin aspect of myself due to my wolf instinct reacting to exposed teeth >Start mentally preparing my strongly worded tumblr post as I prepare to pounce on her >Remember that today I am identifying as a wheelchair bound man in a wheelchair bound female’s body this day, since it’s tuesday >Wheel myself over to her and growl >She rechecks my nametag and information and realizes that I am a proud member of the otherkin >She lays on the ground and allows me to urinate on her >I wheel back to my seat, my pride intact
>Class went on as usual
This cis-kin people are keeping us down, why isn’t president Herman Caine keeping this nazis in check?