Meet the captain cat - a resident of a Russian heavy atomic battlecruiser “Pyotr Velikij”
oh my LORD
You gotta feel for huskies living in tropic zones.
>Conversational tense: Past active
>Identify as otherkin female/male hybrid furry reverse-ablist nonconforming polybeing
>Sitting in class, teacher calls off role call
>Gets to my name
>Makes sure to read my name and subnames correctly before speaking, as imposed by law in 2015
"Has Anon been here?"
"Yes, they have"
>The teacher smiles, unaware that this triggers the otherkin aspect of myself due to my wolf instinct reacting to exposed teeth
>Start mentally preparing my strongly worded tumblr post as I prepare to pounce on her
>Remember that today I am identifying as a wheelchair bound man in a wheelchair bound female’s body this day, since it’s tuesday
>Wheel myself over to her and growl
>She rechecks my nametag and information and realizes that I am a proud member of the otherkin
>She lays on the ground and allows me to urinate on her
>I wheel back to my seat, my pride intact
>Class went on as usual
This cis-kin people are keeping us down, why isn’t president Herman Caine keeping this nazis in check?